Mrs. Crumpett’s Dead

Me (frustrated): “Geez Louise, focus dude – what would you do if I died tomorrow?!”

Student (suddenly alert): “Mrs. Crumpett!! I’d shave your head to make a voodoo doll!”

Me (to the rest of the class): “He’s not allowed anywhere near my dead body.”

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