Student 1: What are you doing for the weekend, Miss?
Me: I’m spending it with friends.
Student 1: Why aren’t you spending it with your man?
Student 2 (indignant that Student 1 doesn’t remember): She doesn’t have no boyfriend.
Student 1: But, why don’t you have a boyfriend?
Me: I just don’t.
Student 1: It’s not hard, you just gotta go out, Miss.
Me: It’s not that easy…
Student 1: Sure it is, you just go out and find a guy. You walk over and say “Hey” and he says “Hey” and you have a boyfriend!
Me: I promise you, it’s not that easy…
Student 1: Whatever, Miss, you just don’t want one then!