So, I was watching The Pirates of Penzance (1983) and I think I need to take a page from Frederic’s book whenever someone lies to me. I think it’ll go over really well at school, too. I can see it now:
Me: Did you do your homework?
Me (suddenly hopping up onto a desk, thrusting my hands in the air in dramatic despair): OH FALSE ONE, YOU HAVE DECEIVED ME!