Student: Do you know that one white lady in that one office?
Me: You’re going to have to be more specific…
Student: You know, that one white lady in that one office.
Me: Seriously, I need details, kiddo…
Student (exasperated): YOU know, Miss, that ONE white lady in that ONE office!
Me: What does she look like?
Student: I told you, she’s white.
Me: You’re not about to tell me that all white people look alike, are you?
Student: (laughing) No…
Me: So, is she blond? young? short?
Student: Yeah! You’re really good at this, Miss!