Student: Have you ever been to Florida, Miss?
Me: Yes, a few times.
Student: Did you go to Miami?
Me (smiling): No, I’m not much of a partier.
Student (with a serious expression): Yeah, you’re too old to party.
Me (laughing): I am not!
Student (after a moment of reflection): True, I was at this one party and there was a 69 year old woman throwing back Coronas and bustin’ up the dance floor.