(Two students stroll into my classroom)
Me: May I help you?
Them: Hello Miss.
Me: If you’re here to see Student A, then you can leave right now!
(Student A slides further down in his seat and hides his head behind his laptop)
Them: We’re here to see you, Miss!
Me: Oh yeah? What’s my name?
Them: Uh… Best teacher in the world!
(My class and I laugh raucously)
Me: Ahem, where is your pass?
Them: We didn’t need one.
Me: Oh yeah?
Them: Yeah. We said “We’re going to see the best teacher in the world.”
Me: And how’d that go over?
Them: Um… You have a great smile, Miss…