Best teacher in the world

(Two students stroll into my classroom)

Me: May I help you?

Them: Hello Miss.

Me: If you’re here to see Student A, then you can leave right now!

(Student A slides further down in his seat and hides his head behind his laptop)

Them: We’re here to see you, Miss!

Me: Oh yeah? What’s my name?

Them: Uh… Best teacher in the world!

(My class and I laugh raucously)

Me: Ahem, where is your pass?

Them: We didn’t need one.

Me: Oh yeah?

Them: Yeah. We said “We’re going to see the best teacher in the world.”

Me: And how’d that go over?

Them: Um… You have a great smile, Miss…

 

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