I have pleurisy

Friend: What is pleurisy?

Me: It’s the swelling of the sacs around the lungs, it’s pretty painful.

Friend: You must’ve gotten it reading all those Brontë novels!

Me: Ha! …Oh crap, I was about to read some Poe!!

Friend: Better start getting people to pray you don’t get TB!

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