I have an irrational fear of falling deer.
The other day I dreamt that as I was driving down the highway, a herd of deer ran right over an overpass and fell into the traffic below. Right. In. Front. Of. Me.
So… now I’m glued to the news, waiting for the first “Breaking News: Frightened White-Tale Falls From Over-Pass, Dents Hood but Avoids Headlights…”