Give him the Gospel!

Friend: How can I help you?

Me: Will you help me track this person down?

(she nods)

Me: You can hold him down while I bash his face in.

Friend: You shouldn’t want to bash his face in, you should want to give him the Gospel!

Me: Ok, I’ll bash his face in with my Bible.

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