Student (checking out my iTunes): You listen to Spanish music?!
Student (incredulous): But do you understand the words??
Student (adamant): If you don’t understand the words then you can’t like the music!!
Me (eyebrow raised): I assure you, I can!
Student: Well, then I listen to Italian Opera!
Student: Yeah, I dance to Italian Opera!
Me: People don’t dance to Italian Opera…
Student: Well, in the movies they get shot to Italian Opera
Me (after a short pause): You know there’s a difference between getting shot and dancing, right??