Dear Public Library Patrons & Strangers:
It isn’t that I am not trustworthy and it isn’t that your personal and professional lives are not interesting. I’m just not sure I should have access to your new WiFi number and password, or find your bookmark that used to be a receipt that has your name and part of your credit card number.
True, it makes me feel a little like an archaeologist opening a time capsule, but I am worried about your identity remaining secure, oh Public Library Patrons and Strangers.
A Fellow Public Library Patron
(who will never use a receipt as a bookmark again!)