Student: Miss! Why you be cutting your hair?!
Me: I can’t do long hair, dude.
Student: You should grow it out.
Me: Oh yeah?
Student: Yeah. Longer (pointing to his chin).
Me: I told you, I can’t do long hair (showing him my ID, I have hair to my chin).
Student: (looks at the ID, eyebrows shoot up and with a disgusted look on his face) You be right, Miss. You can’t do it. Keep it short, REALLY SHORT!!