Balls

Student: Miss, my pubes really hurt from looking at this!
Me: What?!
Student: My pubes really hurt from looking at this computer for so long.
Me: Your WHAT?!
Student: Pubes (points to his eyes)
Me: Those are you pupils.
Other student: Did you hear what he said?
Me: Yes, but he meant pupils.
Student (realizing what he said, embarrassed): That’s what I meant.
Me: Yes, well, we were all hoping you were referring to your eyeballs.
Student (considering for a moment): Yeah, they’re kinda related to the other thing, you know… balls…
Me (hands thrown up in the air): And we’re done with this conversation!

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