Me: (I said something smart-assy, I honestly don’t remember what it was lol)
Student (laughing): Miss, I’m gonna knock you out.
Me: (Tilting my chin out, pointing with one hand, gesturing “C’mon” with the other hand)
Student: Nah, Miss. I don’t want to make it so you can’t sleep tonight.
Me: (Eyebrows raised in question)
Student: Well, if I put you to sleep now, you won’t be able to rest-well later.
Me: You’re so thoughtful.
Student (pleased): I know.