Me: (stepping away from the podium)
Student: Damn, Miss! You shouldn’t wear that skirt!
Me (hastily checking to make sure it wasn’t tucked into my underwear): Why?!
Student (“like duh” expression): It’s too cold. Your legs are bare!
Me (smiling): I’m wearing black pantyhose, kiddo. My legs aren’t naturally this color.
Student: (thinks this is the funniest thing he’s ever heard for about 2 solid minutes)