Student: How was your break, Miss?
Me: It was good, how was yours?
Student: I went to Russia.
Me (incredulous): Russia?!
Student (simply): Yeah.
Me (with a small smile): What did you do in Russia?
Student (very matter-of-factly): I visited my grandfather.
Me: How is your grandfather?
Student (with some sadness): He is fine, fighting in their war.
Me: What war?
Student: A civil war against Roocane.
Me (biting back a grin): Do you mean Ukraine?