We’re in the hallway near the Main Office. Student arrives to school 40 minutes late.
Me (looking at my watch): So glad you could make it to school, dude!
Student: Yeah, whatever, Miss… (turns to talk with his girlfriend).
Me (hiding a modicum of frustration behind a big grin): I know you’re only a LITTLE late and they probably haven’t started anything IMPORTANT, but doncha think you should go to CLASS?!
Student: Miss, you’re disturbing my conversation. It’s not your job to disturb my conversation.
Me: Excuse me, but I assure you that it IS in my contract. In very plain language it states, “Mrs. Crumpett is to disturb student conversations. This is a non-negotiable.”
Student: (can only stare)