Student (laughing, pointing to his phone): Miss, Miss! You want to see something funny? It’s really funny, but really gross!
Me (skeptical): Is it really funny?
Student (laughing harder): Yes! It’s funny, but gross.
Me: It doesn’t sound appropriate…
Student (still laughing): Well…
Me (eyebrow raised): If it has anything to do with body parts, I’m not interested.
Student (suddenly stops laughing): Nevermind.