Country people

Student: I think I want to go to <College Name>…

Me: It’s a good school.

Student: Yeah?

Me: Yeah, but it’s kinda in the country… are you sure you want to go to school with country boys?

Student (horribly offended): MISS, I AM NOT GAY!!

Me: Whoa! Why does everything have to be about sex with you?!

Student: (laughed and shrugged)

Me (sarcastically): Would you prefer it if I called them country people??

Student (thoughtfully): Yeah. Yeah, I think that’d be good.

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