Student: I think I want to go to <College Name>…
Me: It’s a good school.
Me: Yeah, but it’s kinda in the country… are you sure you want to go to school with country boys?
Student (horribly offended): MISS, I AM NOT GAY!!
Me: Whoa! Why does everything have to be about sex with you?!
Student: (laughed and shrugged)
Me (sarcastically): Would you prefer it if I called them country people??
Student (thoughtfully): Yeah. Yeah, I think that’d be good.