Student: Miss! We need to add you to our group chat so you can see what we talk about.
Me: Please don’t.
Student: Why not? I want you to see our conversations.
Me: There is no reason for me know what a group of 17 year old boys talk about.
Student: I’m 18 and he’s 16.
Me: You’re missing the point. I do not need to know what a bunch of teenage boys talk about in their free time.
(He still doesn’t get it, but his buddies are laughing their asses off)