One of my juniors is sat in front of me this at the beginning of August as his technical school program didn’t start until the following week. Last year, he’d insisted on being in the morning program and he never told me why, until today…
Him: You know why I wanted AM Tech?
Me: Nope. Why?
Him: Because if I’m there in the morning, I won’t have to go to any of the assemblies here. You know, like the awards assembly.
Me: (surprised, but uncontrollable laughter)
Him (serious, with eye-brow raised): Miss. I am NOT getting any more awards.
Me: (almost crying, I’m laughing so hard)