Tough Stuff

Student 1: I’d beat you in a fight.

Student 2: No way, I’ll have {my friend} to back me up.

Student 1: Well, I’ll have… {pause, then with great confidence} I’ll have Mrs Crumpett back me up. Yeah. Mrs Crumptett. Did you know she’s a UFC boxer?!

Student 2: {look of incredulity}

Student 1: Mrs Crumpett, you’re a UFC fighter right??

Me: Yes. Yes, I am.

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