You missed 34 consecutive days of school, but you’re going to come today and just sit there and play on your phone?
Found this on Facebook recently. It reminds me of my first year as a para.
I was sitting next to a freshman, explaining something from English class. It seemed like he was listening intently and so at the end, when I asked “Do you have any questions?” I was expecting a “no.” Instead he said, “You have a mustache.”
Yes, the final will be worth 5 points.
Student 1 (reluctantly turning in his phone for a bonus point): I feel so naked!
Me: That’s the only kind of public nudity I’m comfortable with.
Student 1 (absolutely horrified): MRS. CRUMPETT?!!??!
Me: (eye brows raised with incredulous expression)
Student 2: (Sighing, to Student 1) Man, just think about it for a minute…
It’s 7:40 and you’ve already used eight four-letter words. It’s too early for that shi—crap.
Truancy, thy name is “Stephon.”
Spring has sprung, love is in the air. I just wish that didn’t mean I now have to see, hear, and separate scads of make-out sessions every time I walk through the hallways.