Student 1: What’s your favorite color, Miss?
Me: Well, let’s think about it–
Student 2: Dude, her hair is red, her phone is red…
Student 3: Her water bottle is red, her crates are red, her folders are red…
Student 4: Her toenails are red…
Student 5: Her sweater is red…
(pause for thought)
Student 1: (sincerely) So, I think maybe it’s purple?
Rest of class: Really?!
Color Blind
The Crumpett Files 