At all school meeting–
Boss:… and welcome to [Mrs. Crumpett]!
Student in my 1st hour Algebra 1 class: She’s cool, but she don’t play.
Boss: She doesn’t what?
Student: She don’t play. She just don’t play around.
Boss: You know why that is? Because she taught at [neighboring urban school] for years before coming here.
All: (general “oooooh”)