Me (tired): OK, let’s get on GradeChecker and see how your grades look…
Student (with extra enthusiasm): They look so beautiful!
Me (annoyed): What are you talking about?! I’m not wearing any make up, I feel like crap, and my hair’s a wreck! This is NOT beautiful!!
Student (wide-eyed): My grades, Miss. My grades are beautiful.
Me (deflated, but can’t help but laugh): Oh.
Seems like my raggedy ass needs to invest in some hearing aids lol.