The Future Mrs. The Hound

In response to “Why do you have that action figure on your desk??”

I told my 5th hour that it’s “Because {another teacher} knows I’ll marry him [The Hound] someday.”

Hey, I thought it was funny 

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Ass Music

{“Hallelujah I Love Her So” playing}
Student: You need to turn off this ass music.
Me (incredulous): You think Ray Charles is ass music?!
Student: Yeah. Ass music. It needs to get turned off.
Me (after a slight pause): When you become a teacher, you can play whatever kinda music you want.
Student (considering): OK, that seems fair.

🙄

That’s not my name

Student (frustrated with the test): Miss {Other Teacher’s Name}

Me: That’s not my name.

Student (contrite): I know, sorry Mrs. Crumpett.

…Later…

Student (practically yelling in her frustration) Miss– FUCK!!!!!

Me (trying not to laugh) Well, that’s a new one…

Student (mortified): Shit, Miss, I got mad at the question, I wasn’t, you know–

Yep, I know