Math and the Grim Reaper

Gee, I wonder how my kids feel about Absolute Value equations with extraneous solutions…  

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Time drags

Me: So, why did you get a 9/10 on this?

Student (dramatically): I don’t know. I’ve given up asking at this point.

Me: At this point?? It’s only September!!

Student (sadly): I know.

Me (after a pause, slowly): … we’ve only been in school for six weeks, babe…

Student (shocked and dejected): What?! It feels like MONTHS!!!

Ass Music

{“Hallelujah I Love Her So” playing}
Student: You need to turn off this ass music.
Me (incredulous): You think Ray Charles is ass music?!
Student: Yeah. Ass music. It needs to get turned off.
Me (after a slight pause): When you become a teacher, you can play whatever kinda music you want.
Student (considering): OK, that seems fair.

🙄

That’s not my name

Student (frustrated with the test): Miss {Other Teacher’s Name}

Me: That’s not my name.

Student (contrite): I know, sorry Mrs. Crumpett.

…Later…

Student (practically yelling in her frustration) Miss– FUCK!!!!!

Me (trying not to laugh) Well, that’s a new one…

Student (mortified): Shit, Miss, I got mad at the question, I wasn’t, you know–

Yep, I know