“OMG! Grow up, gentlemen. The word is ‘come.’ C-O-M-E. It means to move in a certain direction. Let’s move on!”
Student: You’re giving a final?! None of my other teachers are giving me finals!!
“Tutoring canceled” two of the sweetest words I’ve heard today…
Another episode in Things I never thought I’d have to shout out in Geometry class:
MADONNA IS NOT BLACK!
You know you’ve arrived when in the space less than 8 hours:
One student refers to you as “a middle aged math teacher who needs to use bath bombs to relax after a long day of teaching.” #sciencefairpresentation
Another student, who just told me she’s suspended for two days (including first day of finals), said “Wow, you got angrier than my parents!” #tutoringwin
Student 1: Miss, have you ever kissed a boy?
Me (hanging my head): What does this have to do with math?!?!?
Student 2 (forcefully): Of course she has! She’s a grown ass woman! She’s kissed hundreds of boys!!
Me: Whoa there…
Student 2 (still forcefully): Why you always up in her business anyway?? Worry about yourself!!
Me: What he said…!