The Joys of Online Learning

Me: Is your brother joining us today?

Student: (turns the camera around to show me his brother passed out in his bed)

Me: Are you joining the meeting here to embarrass him?!

Student: No. I didn’t want to find another outlet.

Me: 🙄

Student: He’s not going to wake up…

Me: Well, if he was asleep in class, I wouldn’t count him absent, so I guess we’re good!