Student 1: That’s a good picture of you.
Student 2: Let me see… you look good!
Me: Really? I think I look bad.
Student 2: Well, you do look like you just got into a bar fight but came out on top.
Me: (laughing hysterically)
Month: November 2017
The Future Mrs. The Hound
1st Quarter Reflections
Ass Music
{“Hallelujah I Love Her So” playing}
Student: You need to turn off this ass music.
Me (incredulous): You think Ray Charles is ass music?!
Student: Yeah. Ass music. It needs to get turned off.
Me (after a slight pause): When you become a teacher, you can play whatever kinda music you want.
Student (considering): OK, that seems fair.
🙄
That’s not my name
Student (frustrated with the test): Miss {Other Teacher’s Name}
Me: That’s not my name.
Student (contrite): I know, sorry Mrs. Crumpett.
…Later…
Student (practically yelling in her frustration) Miss– FUCK!!!!!
Me (trying not to laugh) Well, that’s a new one…
Student (mortified): Shit, Miss, I got mad at the question, I wasn’t, you know–
Yep, I know
Quote of the Day
“Miss, you’re one of my favorites because you’re not afraid to confront someone. They think they’ll get you but I just sit back and watch you take them all down.”