You know, if I ever wanted to become a drug dealer, I know exactly what *not* to do because of all the “How I used Math over Break” essays I’ve read each year…
It’s the first day and I’ve already had the “I don’t care that you don’t care that I don’t care” conversation.
Student earned a 12% last quarter and currently has a 32%. This week he told me he wants a B for the semester.
Student: “I’m going to do your work today!”
Student: Are you 79 or 82?
Me (not missing a beat): I assume you’re asking for my birth year and not my age… it’s 1981.