When you’re brainstorming for a cross curricular unit on insects? Realizing that you’ve accidentally spelled it “incest” on the whole sheet.
“You look like Halle Berry…”
“A really, really, really, really light skinned Halle Berry.”
Student: Miss, have you heard of Idris Elba?
Me: Yes, he will be my husband someday.
Student: My mama says the same thing!