Since tigers are female lions, are leopards female panthers?
Category: He said, She said
Collection of quotes.
Glittering Generalities
I’m glad you want to pass, but you do know that there are only six days left and you have a 22%? Do you understand what passing means?
Quote of the Day
“Two year olds don’t produce sperm.”
(Don’t ask me how this subject came up in Algebra 2 
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Quote of the Day
Student 1: (derisively) You know he only likes white girls, right?
Student 2: (as if talking to a child) I guess that’s OK since I’m a white girl…
Like Balo the Bear
You were 80 minutes late to a 90 minute class, your participation points are gone, man, solid gone.
Quote of the Day
Miss, you know math is a lot easier when I’m not high.
Things Teachers Say
Gentlemen, it’s not considered self defense if you beat the other guy’s face into the ground.
Cool AF
Student: Miss, you’re cool as fuck.
Me: Nah, I’m cooler than that.
Spice Girls at School
Student: I want [blah blah blah]
Me: Tell me what you want.
Student: Ok, I want [blah blah blah]–
Me: What you really really want.
Is it a conversation if she all she did was shake her head?
You were absent, right?
Did you choose to miss school?
You weren’t ill or taking care of an sick person?
You chose to get dropped off at school, but then walk to your friend’s house and ‘hang out’ all day?
And you want to me to reteach the material you missed so that you can do your assignments without any late penalty?!
The Crumpett Files 