04. What weighs more, a pound of iron or a pound of feathers?


The Art Teacher’s Name

Student: Mrs. Crumpett, I can’t remember the art teacher, “Sam’s,” first name.

Me: 🤦‍♀️

Student: (still waiting for me to answer)

Me: (slowly) “Sam’s” name is “Sam.” Would you also like the phone number for 9-1-1?

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me

<students talking over me>

Me: Please stop talking.

<students continue to talk over me>

Me: You’re being disrespectful!

<students keep talking over me>

Me: Helllloooooooooo!?

<students start to end their conversation>

Me (oozing with sarcasm): Thank you for talking over me. I feel so respected right now.

Student A (very confused, but sincere): You’re welcome.

<a few start to laugh, but stop at my glare>

Student B (nicely, to Student A): She was being sarcastic.