Student: Man, my stomach hurts (he writhes at his desk).
Me: What’s wrong?
Student: Man, it only hurts when I’m in this room!
Me: Oh, you like math that much?
Student (attempts to laugh, still writhing)
Me: I know what it is. You’re afraid of me, so your stomach is in knots.
Student/class: (laughing)
Me: I bet I’m the only one you’re scared of.
Class: (Laughing)
Student: (laughing), Nah, nah…
Me: Seriously, it would be super handy if you all did spread it around that [Student] is scared of me, though!
Class: (agrees)